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tennants-hair:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

the jeremy renner syndrome

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holysmokes13:

foliemoadeux:

Patrick Stump is 30 in a few weeks

Shut up, he’s not

  • shut up, he’s not
  1. SHUT UP, HE’S NOT

SHUT THE FUCK UP, HE’S NOT

fobsession:

i will never end up like him behind my back i already am // pete gets a “little” too close to patrick x

(Source: fobsession)

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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jaclcfrost:

u know when u part ur hair differently then look in the mirror and at first it’s just like

who is that

who am i

nedsseveredhead:

Reading scary stories while your family is home with you

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When your family suddenly leaves and youre home alone

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being from the south is so much fun bc you can make fun of yankees when they say silly things like “jimmies” or “pop” or “unsweetened tea”

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