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If the signs were mythological creatures:
Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Meme
Pisces: Shapeshifter

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: basedgosh)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

— (via dallerus)

(Source: candyqueenbitch)

orphanblacks:

u ever just get physically overwhelmed listening to ur favourite band. like holy shit i am not sure how it is possible to love a band’s music so much but it is happening and it is painful

planetarygoaway:

"Can we pose like girls who just came out of a One Direction concert?" “I’ve dont know what it’s like to be a girl or go to a One Direction concert, so show me what to do” - Joe

planetarygoaway:

"Can we pose like girls who just came out of a One Direction concert?"
“I’ve dont know what it’s like to be a girl or go to a One Direction concert, so show me what to do” - Joe

so i thought a bug landed on my face and i tried to swat it but i just ended up hitting myself in the face is this a sitcom or something

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